Archive for January, 2007

Definition of “Sloppy Cronkite”

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

Last night, Jon Stewart of the Daily Show made a joke about the Fox New’s Sean Hannity being involved in a broom closet activity dubbed the “Sloppy Cronkite.” I Googled “Sloppy Kronkite” as well as “Sloppy Cronkite” but there were NO results…yet. Unlike his other irreverant references to non-pc sex acts such as the “dirty sanchez”, this one appears to be invented by Stewart himself.
According to Stewart, the definition of a “sloppy cronkite” is “when two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, ‘that was the way it was.’(in the voice of Walter Cronkite)

Wikipedia already has a posted definition for “Sloppy Cronkite” and it’s up for deletion because it has been deemed “not noteworthy”. Interesting. Real or unreal, Shows like the Daily Show with Jon Stewart have the popularity to start trends, create funny expressions, stupid new sayings, idioms and multitudes of sarcastic, witty remarks.

Wikipedia is amazing in that the newest, “fresh off the press” expressions are cataloged instantly. Wikipedia is missing the boat if they insist on sterilizing what makes them relevant. A Sloppy Cronkite is a stupid joke. But it’s funny. And Jon Stuart will be credited with making us think about really nauseating things like the “Sloppy Cronkite” – that’s his gig. Whether you agree it is funny or obscene, I would argue that it is certainly noteworthy for January 29, 2007.

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Simple SEO for the Average Joe

Monday, January 29th, 2007

After reading the latest and greatest posts and news from the technology world today, it just occurred to me that most information about SEO is either too complex or too simple to do anyone any good. Why? Generally, most SEO information that is ‘out there’ on the Internets (a.k.a. – “series of tubes“) is enough to answer some general questions but not enough to be instructional.

Think about SEO like a race. The goal of SEO is to be ahead of your competitors in the search engine results page (SERPs). The most important aspect to understand when assessing your site’s search engine optimization strategy is who are you racing against and what are they driving. (I’m not a fan of engine talk and Nascar, but it makes a good analogy.) First place is first place. It doesn’t matter if you win by 2 feet or 2 miles.

In other words, if your competition is walking, you should jog. If they are jogging, ride a bike. If they are on a bike, use a motorcycle, etc. You only have to beat your competitors. This is vital! You only have to use enough effort to beat those in your ‘neighborhood’. Effort = time = money. Don’t use every trick in the book because it is usually not necessary to get to the top in your neighborhood. Stop looking at your site long enough to understand your competition. Know how they perform.

First things first – optimize the title tag using relevant, researched keywords. SEO 101 – Most people get someone to build their website and then they start looking for their site in Google. Most of the time, it’s not there. Why? Usually, no one has taken the time to optimize the title tags. If you never learn one other thing about SEO – understand this! If you do not optimize title tags, you will not rank well. Period. I have had phenomenal success with some sites simply by updating title tags. It’s the first step. Sometimes it is enough – it just depends on your competition. The title tag of your site should contain your most important keywords and should be no more than 60 characters in length. Also, change the title tag of each page in your website.

Some people would argue with me (many do!) but the second thing any website needs is inbound links. Other sites need to link to yours. And let me point out that “other sites” does NOT mean “any other site”. Start with a respected directory such as joeant or BOTW. If you have an extra $299 lying around (and your competition has already done so), get a link from the Yahoo directory.

There are many complexities that make SEO more and more difficult. Obviously, the better the competition, the better you must be. If you’re trying to sell viagra, you’ll have to do much more than change title tags. But most sites only need a little tweaking to make them perform well. To use the car analogy one more time – don’t spend tons of money buying a new car or replacing your engine when all you need is a tuneup. If you are in a niche field, optimize your title tags and see what a difference it makes!

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Inspiration from a 12 year old ‘Saint’

Friday, January 26th, 2007

My wife works in pediatric oncology. Day in and day out she works with children who have cancer and all the complications that come with that horrible disease. The amazing thing is that, instead of being depressed, she is inspired by these children and finds great joy in working with them. Sometimes it’s very hard to hear about her work day. And some days I’m amazed at what happens.

Recently there was one particular child who became very special to many of the hospital staff. He was wise, loving and very very sick. He was always telling my wife, “you worry too much”. And he was usually the one comforting his family about his condition. A gem of a person and an inspiration to many – but he was not destined to live long.

I consider myself a “recovering Southern Baptist” in that I was raised in a fire and brimstone style church in rural West Tennessee. So I have little acceptance of an afterlife where roads are paved with gold and the lion lies with the lamb. Personally, dirt is easier on the feet and lions would be ridiculous vegetarians. But I was inspired by what this child said and “saw” as he left this life.

Just before he died, he was speaking with his grandmother and said, “I’m dying grandma. But it’s ok. My friends are here.” To which the grandmother replied, “What friends? Your friends from school or the kids from the hospital?”

“No grandma, I’m talking about my new friends – and they’re so beautiful!” And then he died.

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Social Media grows in importance

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Chris Sherman, an internationally known expert on Search, spoke today about the growing importance of Social Media. Although it will not replace traditional SEM efforts, Social Media, Social Networks and Vertical site directories are certainly impacting the landscape. Chris pointed out some of the big brands that have MySpace accounts. But it’s not just participation in Social Networks that gives rise to some successful branding, it’s the ‘attitude’ that the brand brings. As Chis points out, the most popular Social Networking sites “have attitudes that are very much ‘anti traditional’ marketing.” Some brands aren’t even recognized easily. To effectively leverage the power of Social networking for branding, linking, creating buzz, etc. a certain bit of ‘edginess’ is usually required. If it’s not compelling and relevant, the back button is 1 nanosecond away. Even worse, companies that are identified as spammers can easily have their efforts backfire, generating negative associations with their brand.

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Wikipedia puts the “no follow” tag in all outbound links

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

I find it quite amusing that Wikipedia has done a wholesale negation of all of its links because of an SEO contest.

For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about (and who really does?), SEO (search engine optimization) success has a large deal to do with who links to whom. Getting a reference link from an authority makes search engines improve their view of that website. For instance, anyone wishing to land a decent job has to provide references. Strong professional references from a known authority help validate any claims in one’s resume. The same is true for search engines.

When a respected authority website such as Wikipedia links to another site, it essentially is casting a vote in favor of that website. However, since Wikipedia (notice the lack of link!) is frightened that SEO ’spammers’ might wrongly influence the links of their authority website, they put a barrier up so that NO ONE can have an outbound link that can be seen by search engines. A few bad apples certainly ruined a good thing. In my favorite terminology of SEO professionals, Wikipedia now prevents the passing of ‘link juice’ by putting a link condom on all of their outbound links. Actually, it’s more like a site wide vasectomy. (more…)

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